MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS

As per my usual morning ritual, I was outside on the deck, buck naked except for my top hat and monocle, book in one hand and cup of tea in the other, when all of a sudden...just kidding, of course...I drink coffee not tea.

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Irony was one of many literary forms that baffled me. I could never get a grasp of the concept. No matter how many definitions I read it never seemed to click in what passes for my brain. Then one day I was in the parts room at work reaching up to the top shelf to grab some stuff. On top of the stuff I needed was a box. As I wiggled the bottom box out from underneath the unwanted top box, the whole damn thing falls off the shelf and cracks me a good one on the head. I ask myself what the hell was in that top box because that hurt...oh...construction hardhats. Irony successfully demonstrated.

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I know a lot of artistic people. Family and friends who write books, play parts on stage, play musical instruments, write music, sing professionally, paint...I like crayons, they are tasty; and so is paste. I am the royal fool in the Kingdom of the Arts.

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I am worried about my bellybutton. It is getting much too deep. Not sure what's going on.

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I used to make fun of people who wear sweatpants in public. I no longer do this as I have matured and, well, got fat. Sweatpants rule.

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Porn is so prevalent on the Internet you can type any search request in google, add the word boobs, and there you be. I know this because I have a thirst for knowledge...and boobs.